Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
