I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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