I'm eating all of the evidence.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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