Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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