what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize
