Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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