so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Randomize
