so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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