God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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