you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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