i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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