She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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