Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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