Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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