Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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