The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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