Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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