he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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