i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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