I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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