Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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