Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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