Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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