Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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