I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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