This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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