my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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