Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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