Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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