I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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