I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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