we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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