no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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