is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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