Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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