I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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