there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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