Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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