quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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