I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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