i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
