did you get engaged???
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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