Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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