After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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