shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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