Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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