did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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