I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
In America we eat man semen.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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