Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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