let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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