quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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