Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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