My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
How does one acquire holy water?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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