So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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