Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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