the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
worst night to have a conscience
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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