ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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