She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
