Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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